"If I say yes, will you sign for your damn
package?"<\/p><\/div>\n
So in I went, determinedly wiping my mind clean and free of any
prejudice, and settled my fine arse down in one of the seats and glared
at the cinema screen, daring it to prove me wrong.<\/p>\n
It literally did, as well.<\/p>\n
I was comprehensively proved wrong about
Scott Pilgrim<\/strong> by Scott Pilgrim, and I’m actually
really glad of it, because I had a great time. Allow me to inform your
mind-hole about how I was proved wrong and where.<\/p>\n
Well, firstly, there’s the whole evil-ex-fighting thing.
“GRUMBLE,” said I. “FIGHTING FOR A WOMAN,”
said I. It is, in fact, none of these things. I felt a bit stupid.
Perhaps I should have read the graphic novels first? But then,
I’m a firm believer in the idea of things being able to stand
alone as works of art despite being based on a previous work, and I
think this film does. So I sat there, stewing in my own
uneducatedness, occasionally hissing “Hah! Reading the source
material is FOR THE WEAK!” and actually loving it.<\/p>\n
But see, he’s not fighting for Ramona (The Girl, played by
Mary Elizabeth Winstead) at all – he’s fighting for
himself. Each ex is more daunting and jealousy-triggering than the
next, and he’s fighting what we all fight when we get together
with someone new – the Ghost Of Partners Past. Not the literal
partners, but our ideas of them, and how much better they are than
us.<\/p>\n
…I know it can’t just be me, okay, I just saw a film
that said it wasn’t just me. Shut up.<\/p>\n
Secondly, I was all, “Ugh, this is going to be
heteronormativity central”. It wasn’t. There
wasn’t just gay visibility (with Kieran Culkin as
Scott’s MIND-MELTINGLY ATTRACTIVE housemate Wallace OH GOD)
but also a bit of bi visibility, with Ramona’s exes being
adamantly
exes<\/em> and not
ex-boyfriends<\/em>. I mean, it’s spoiled a bit when
Ramona confronts Roxy (Mae Whitman) with “It was just a
phase, I was a little bi-curious” rather than it just
being accepted unapologetically as, “Yep, I’m
bisexual,” but in an age where bisexuality is still
thought not to exist (!!) it’s something.\u00a0 Excuse me
for triumphantly dancing around the only scrap of water in this
desert.<\/p>\nRoxy Richter (Mae Whitman): more
than a little bi-furious<\/p><\/div>\n
Thirdly, th-the female characters don’t suck! I thought
they were going to be crap, and they weren’t. Knives
(Ellen Wong) was fantastic. Ramona was stalwart and human. The
stand-out moment for me, however, was when Scott (Michael
Cera) and Ramona are in bed, and she says, “I’ve
changed my mind; I don’t want to have sex with you, and
I reserve the right to change my mind again about that
later” and that’s that. It passes with no
awkwardness, no negative comment and no pressure whatsoever.
It’s brilliant.\u00a0 Can we please have more positive
portrayal of women choosing
not<\/em> to shag guys in films, please? That’d be
great. Because too often, she’d be demonised for that
– words such as “fickle” and
“cock-tease” would be flung about like undesired
cornflakes placed before a two-year-old – but
she’s not, here.\u00a0 Hooray!<\/p>\n
Similarly, there’s no gay panic. You know
gay panic<\/a>? Yeah, that. Well, it doesn’t exist
in le Universe d’Scott Pilgrim. Scott shares a bed
with his gay housemate (and his housemate’s
increasing library of lovers) with no comment or
problem.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s an idealised world where
the oft-played-on awkwardness of “straight
masculinity vs. gay masculinity” simply
doesn’t
exist<\/em>, and it’s really refreshing.<\/p>\n
Also, I was totally won over by the soundtrack and
visuals.\u00a0 Then again, I am a simple
creature.\u00a0 Glitter and 16-bit everywhere!\u00a0
It’s like an illegal rave in Marioland.\u00a0
I’m almost disappointed that I loved it. I
wanted a really good trumpeting rant, and I’ve
been denied that. Damn you,
Scott Pilgrim<\/strong>! Damn you for being
surprising and good.<\/p>\n"... and also,
I totally play the lute."<\/p><\/div>\n
YOU SHOULD SEE THIS FILM
BECAUSE:<\/strong><\/p>\n
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It does many things right, including people,
consent and sexuality<\/li>\n
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It’s a winsome and appealing portrait
of how much people suck at interacting
romantically<\/li>\n
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It’s really very gorgeous<\/li>\n
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…And so are the people in
it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
YOU SHOULD NOT SEE THIS FILM
BECAUSE:<\/strong><\/p>\n