Elena Anaya<\/strong>) as a pet in a locked room and
does experiments on her.<\/p>\n
This is just the set-up.\u00a0 This is all revealed in
the first extravagant slice of immaculately tailored,
dressed and designed film.\u00a0 It goes further.
Every single character in this film is broken in some
fundamental way.\u00a0 Or if they don’t start
out that way, they become that way.<\/p>\n
The only truly sympathetic character, I found, was
that of the housekeeper, Marilia (Marisa Paredes<\/strong>).\u00a0 She’s
stalwart and practical, caring and protective, and I
wish she survived ’til the end, but she
doesn’t.\u00a0 I was surprised, actually, that
there were
any<\/em> purely sympathetic characters at all in
this film – it’s Almod<\/strong>\u00f3var, no-one is innocent
ever!\u00a0 And, indeed, she is the
only<\/em> fully likeable, empathic person in
the film.\u00a0 Everyone else is absolutely
horrible in some ways, and deeply sympathetic
in others, leaving you with absolutely no
bloody idea what to make of them
overall.<\/p>\n
So far, so Almod\u00f3var.<\/p>\n
Now, while I was watching this, absorbing it
like a sponge, my thoughts drifted –
as they are wont to do – to the rest
of the Almod<\/strong>\u00f3var canon.\u00a0 My
favourite film of his by a long shot is
Bad Education<\/strong>, and if
you’ve not watched it, you really
must – but he really does have
this ongoing obsession (theme,
exploration, whatever you want to call
it) with transgender people, and the
process of transforming gender
presentation, and whether or not
transformation redeems.\u00a0 He’s
also good at casting real trans* people
as transgender characters, which is
something that Hollywood has yet to
realise is a thing that they should
fucking do, too.\u00a0
“Huh,” I thought, with this
in mind, watching Antonio
Banderas’s distressingly hot
surgeon-gone-mad leaking deep-eyed
insanity all over the cinema,
“There’s no trans* folk in
this!\u00a0 Weird, for Almod<\/strong>\u00f3var, to not at least
have one of us.”<\/p>\n
And then everyone was trans* and
everything hurt.<\/p>\n
No, I’m serious.\u00a0 Holy
shit.\u00a0 Yes!\u00a0 Indeed, ALL
film literature on this is
meticulously devoid of spoilers (and
I’m ruining that now, hahar!)
but the pretty young thing Scary Dr.
Richard is keeping as a
toy\/pet\/experiment\/wife
replacement\/wall-to-wall security
camera work of art (I’m not
even joking) is the bloke that raped
his daughter
and has been surgically rebuilt
to look like a cis woman as
punishment.<\/em><\/p>\n
Now, before I explore that
comprehensive cinematographic
clusterfuck in more detail,
I’m going to make a quick
aside here and say that this
film also deals with consent and
choice, and what happens to our
minds when these basic human
rights are removed from
us.\u00a0 There’s a lot of
relatively graphic sex in it,
and not all of it is 100%
doubtlessly consensual, so
please bear that in mind if
you’re off to watch
it.\u00a0 There’s also
non-consensual body modification
and surgery, none of which is
graphic, but the treatment of it
is brutal and plays upon the
mind’s ability to patch in
worse realities than that to
which it’s denied visual
access.\u00a0
And<\/em> there’s also
kidnapping, gagging, drugging,
imprisonment and so on, all of
which is beautifully and
luxuriantly filmed for your
horrified pleasure.\u00a0
Nothing is sacred, no-one is
innocent, and everything is
broken.\u00a0 It’s
amazing.\u00a0 It’s
like, as the film goes on, it
peels off layers of scabs to
reveal more horrible things
underneath.<\/p>\n
Back to the sex reassignment
thing, then.\u00a0 This is
the first time I have ever
seen in a film the notion of
sex reassignment as
punishment.\u00a0 I’ve
seen castration as
punishment (The Ladies
Club<\/strong>),
I’ve seen rape as
punishment for being
transgender (Boys Don’t
Cry<\/strong>) but
I’ve not seen
this.\u00a0 Now, my
initial reaction was,
“ASDLAKSJFLDKG HOW
DARE MR. ALMODOVAR USE
THE REALITY OF SEX
REASSIGNMENT LIKE
IT’S SOME KIND OF
DREADFUL, FEARFUL THING
THAT ANYONE WOULD HATE
TO HAVE HAPPEN TO
THEM” and then I
realised that he’s
actually written a
pretty good precis of
what it’s like to
be a trans man.<\/p>\n
Vicente, the rapist of
Richard’s
daughter, and
let’s ignore the
rape part for the
moment, is taken away
and forcibly
reassigned
“female”.\u00a0
He’s given a
vulva, new skin and
breasts, and from the
looks of it, a new
bone structure and
voice, too.\u00a0 (And
there’s also the
bit where Antonio
Banderas chains him up
and shaves him with a
straight razor, which
gave me
that’s-my-kink
related
problems…)<\/p>\n
But he still
identifies as Vicente
– despite quite
literally wearing
Richard’s
dead wife’s
face<\/em> (the
reason, I presume,
that the part of
Vera is not played
by a trans woman)
– is tortured
by how he now has
all these different
dressy, make-up-y
and vaginal
intercourse-y
expectations of him,
and finds solace in
yoga and opium to
help him forget the
pain.<\/p>\n
Dude, that’s
me<\/em>.\u00a0
Except without
the yoga and the
opium and…
a few other
things, too, but
the main theme
is there.\u00a0
This
is<\/em> the
non-consensual
assignment of
a sex and
attributed
gender role
that you just
aren’t.\u00a0
He plays along
and acts the
part, but only
as long as he
absolutely has
to before he
can
escape.<\/p>\n
So that was
the first
time I ever
sympathised
with a
rapist in a
film, the
end.<\/p>\n
Seriously.
Watch his
films and
tell me if
I'm
wrong.
I'm
not.<\/p><\/div>\n
Apparently,
people
walked out
of the
preview
screening
here in
Cambridge,
which
surprises
me.\u00a0
There’s
nothing
graphic
(other than
sex) in this
film, and
really,
then,
you’re
only left
with the
themes to
run with,
and I
can’t
really see
how you
could be
disgusted to
the point of
walk-out
over the
themes in
this
film.\u00a0
The cynical
feminist in
me wonders
if the very
idea of sex
reassignment
is really
that
disgusting
to some
people…<\/p>\n
You
should see
this film
because:
\n–
<\/strong>It’s
Almod<\/strong>\u00f3var’s
most
comprehensible
and
accessible
film
that
I’ve
seen,
and
would
make a
nice
introduction
to how
brilliant
his work
is
\n–
It’s
absolutely
brutal,
terrifying
and
bizarre,
and
those
are all
qualities
that
make
good
cinema
\n–
It’s
beautifully
made,
perfectly
cast,
and the
soundtrack
made me
cry
\n–
You
won’t
see
another
film
like it,
ever<\/p>\n
You
should
not
see
this
film
because:
\n–
<\/strong>HOLY
NON-CON
TRIGGERS,
BATMAN
\n–
Antonio
Banderas
is
problematically
hot
and
it’s
difficult
to
watch
him
being
such
a
terrifying
pile
of
mess
and
insanity
without
fancying
him
a
lot
\n–
OR
AT
LEAST
I
THOUGHT
SO,
BUT
THEN,
I DO
HAVE
THE
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TASTE
IN
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