<\/a>One to be
taken each night with a mug of
cocoa<\/p><\/div>\n
There is then a gap in the
word’s\u00a0lexical
development\u00a0until the medical
issue resurfaces:\u00a0hysteria <\/em>as a diagnosable
condition was first officially used
in 1801, where, as the dictionary
points out, it was in reference to a
seeming epidemic of women Going
Crazy \u2013 or, specifically,
experiencing ‘a functional
disturbance of the nervous system,
characterized by anaesthesia,
hyperaesthesia, convulsions, etc.,
and usually attended with emotional
disturbances or perversion of the
moral and intellectual
faculties’. Covering all its
bases, you could either have no
sensation at all, or
hyper-sensation. Brilliant.
That’s exactly what today
needed.<\/p>\n
It’s Not Easy Being
Green.<\/h3>\n
One explanation for its seeming
explosion during the nineteenth
and early twentieth centuries is
its use as a catch-all term for
Generic Women’s Troubles
(hence calling it, essentially,
‘womb-problem’), and
indeed, it does seem to have
been partially conflated with
chlorosis (a type\u00a0of
anaemia), which is perhaps
better known to Renaissance
drama fans as ‘green
sickness’. Thus, in John
Ford’s play\u00a0‘Tis Pity She’s A
Whore <\/em>(you’d think
you couldn’t top that
title, wouldn’t you?)
Annabella is thought to be
suffering from ‘an
overflux of youth’, in
which case ‘there is no
such present remedy as present
marriage’. Translation:
get a willy in her,
quick.<\/p>\n
Something along these lines,
dubbed ‘pelvic
massage’, was indeed
considered to be a helpful
course of action for
hysterical women of later
years, and this, bizarrely,
is where the vibrator makes
its entrance on the
historical stage. Helped
along in its retail life by
widespread use of
electricity in the home,
this particular modern
gadget was originally a
time-saving device for
hard-pressed, fee-jealous
doctors with hundreds of
hysterical women to bring to
‘hysterical
paroxysm’ before
lunch. It was a young
medical man named Sigmund
Freud who decided that the
‘talking cure’
might be more helpful, and
his early work in hysteria
underscored much of his
subsequent work on
psychoanalysis.<\/p>\n
Pervert Doc Caged<\/h3>\n
In its post-medical life
(unsurprisingly, it is no
longer considered a valid
diagnosis),
hysteria
<\/em>continues to
rejoice in its second
definition, a figurative
use, meaning
‘unhealthy emotion
or excitement’
(1839). Its most common
modern usage would
probably be in reference
to
media
hysteria<\/em>,\u00a0which
does, alas, tend to be
aimed at women: the
Daily Mail<\/em>,
the archetypal
screeching tabloid,
was, from its
initiation in 1896,
a newspaper aimed at
women, and to this
day its readership
is over 50% female.
As such, it tends to
focus on condemning
threats to
‘traditional
family values’
\u2013 primarily
immigrants and those
on benefits, but it
also simmers with
barely suppressed
homophobia
(‘Abortion
hope after
“gay
genes”
finding’ was a
headline from 1993,
and Jan Moir’s
article<\/a>
on Stephen Gately
more recently
attracted justified
ire from all
corners).<\/p>\n
This, sadly, does
tend to suggest
that in the eyes
of
People Trying To
Sell Us
Stuff<\/a>, women
are still very
much the hysterical
creatures<\/a>
they were
considered in the
nineteenth
century.
Unfortunately,
this does not stop
legions of women
actually buying
what they
sell.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nNEXT WEEK: I is
for
Infant.<\/strong><\/p>\n