{"id":2121,"date":"2010-12-23T13:00:14","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T13:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badreputation.org.uk\/?p=2121"},"modified":"2010-12-23T13:00:14","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T13:00:14","slug":"driving-home-for-christmas-totally-fing-bankrupt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badreputation.org.uk\/2010\/12\/23\/driving-home-for-christmas-totally-fing-bankrupt\/","title":{"rendered":"Driving Home For Christmas (Totally F***ing Bankrupt)"},"content":{"rendered":"
This post mentions sexual assault. <\/em><\/p>\n
Picture this.<\/p>\n It’s Friday night.<\/p>\n
I’m a young woman of 25.\u00a0 I have several friends. I celebrate
Christmas. These two facts have combined to create FESTIVE OPPORTUNITY! So
I’m going to a house party in East London. I’ve dressed up a
bit and everything.<\/p>\n
It is snowing heavily. I’ve wrapped up warm, but it’s obvious
I’m a bit dressed up; mini skirt, tights, thigh high socks over the
tights, stompy boots (OK, I’m a bit of a goth). I feel good about
the way I look.<\/p>\n BE
CABWISE! Text this number, and find out where you can be overcharged for
being out of the house! You hussy! (Image: Transport For London,
2010)<\/p><\/div>\n
The party goes great. I leave at about midnight, and am juuust too late to
make the last Tube home. On the way out, I catch sight of the new poster
encouraging me to take a licensed minicab. It says, IF
YOUR MINICAB’S NOT BOOKED, IT’S JUST A STRANGER’S
CAR<\/a>. It seems to have replaced the triggertastic, victim-blame-loaded
images from a couple of years ago, which showed a woman’s screaming,
tearslicked face and bore the headline “STOP,
PLEASE, NO, PLEASE, STOP… taking unlicensed minicabs<\/a>.” I
was not a fan of that campaign, well-meaning though it was. It was a giant
neon cultural signpost as far as I was concerned: ladies, rape is
your<\/em> problem, sort it.<\/p>\n
The streets are covered in thick ice. I have to pick my way very
slowly through it, even in my stompy-but-relatively-practical boots,
to avoid falling.\u00a0 A couple of guys outside a pub have things to
say about the delectability of my arse as I do this. Their commentary
isn’t particularly appreciated.<\/p>\n
There are barely any nightbuses running. I realise, shivering and
fumbling for my wallet, that I want a minicab. A licensed one.<\/p>\n
The rest of my night is an expensive nightmare which opens my eyes to
just how much quite a lot of people are happy to exploit my need to
get home safely. And how many people out there think that if I want to
be safe without paying through the nose, I shouldn’t be out at
all.<\/p>\n
Leytonstone’s not the life and soul of London on a Friday night,
but there are quite a lot of people out, so there must be a few house
parties going down. There are several women, at varying levels of
party-dressed, in varying states of sobriety. It just so happens that
tonight I’m sober. All of us are looking for a way home. A fair
number of us are travelling alone.<\/p>\n
There is one minicab office in the area I’m trying to navigate.
It’s the only one I can see. I’ve used it before and
it’s usually been fine. The office has several women milling
about outside it. Encouraged, I go in.<\/p>\n
The man behind the counter studies me with a faintly critical eye. I
tell him I want to go to South London – a long journey, so
I’m prepared for some outlay.<\/p>\n
“Normally,” says Counter Dude, a little nervously,
“that’d be \u00a335.”<\/p>\n
Okay.<\/p>\n
There is some nudging and muttering going on behind the glass. I
wonder if my skirt is rucked up or something. It all looks
okay.<\/p>\n
“Tonight is fare-and-a-half night.”<\/p>\n
Ah. Fare-and-a-half-night. That famous British institution WAIT
WHAT.<\/p>\n
“It’ll be \u00a353.”<\/p>\n
What the
shit.<\/em><\/p>\n
“We’re charging extra,” says Counter Dude,
“just for tonight.”<\/p>\n
I look out the window at the snow, and the shivering lone women.
Is it just the snow that’s suddenly made the petrol so
expensive? Or is it more the crowd of women the snow has delivered
into the arms of the minicab company that’s occasioned this
spontaneous jolly price-hike? I look back at Counter Dude.<\/p>\n
“Just tonight,”<\/em> I say pointedly.<\/p>\n
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n There’s an awkward silence.<\/p>\n
“Unlucky,” he proffers, after a brief
conversational abyss while he searches for a word with which
to label my predicament. “You’re unlucky being out
tonight.”<\/p>\n
What follows is essentially a Paddington Bear-style stare-out,
which I win. My prize? A “discount” taking my fare
down by a fiver. Still \u00a3\u00a3\u00a3 more than I’d
usually be charged. You’re damn right I’m unlucky.
I’m already drafting a My Fault
I’m Female<\/a> submission as we speak.<\/p>\n<\/a>