<\/a>A
sixteenth-century
German satirical
woodcut: the
rich old
man's wife
takes his money
but her young
lover brings her
the
key.<\/p><\/div>\n
The Dictionary
seems to have
picked up
something of
this
atmospheric
heat itself,
and brings us
all back to
earth by
citing for
this sense of
the word
Francis
Quarles’\u00a0Emblem
VIII<\/strong>
(‘Shall
these coarse
hands untie
\/\u00a0The
sacred zone
of thy
virginity?’
(1635)).
Neatly, this
citation
highlights
the
flip-side
of\u00a0zone<\/em>‘s
erotic
focus
\u2013 the
Roman
marriage
ceremony
famously
culminated
in the
groom
untying
his
wife’s
girdle
(enduring
into the
thigh-rubbing
Latin
slang
phrase
‘zonam
solvere<\/em>‘
\u2013
‘to
untie
the
girdle’).<\/p>\n
Meanwhile,
the\u00a0chastity
belt<\/em>
(which
also
encompasses
the
‘torrid
zone
between
the
tropics’,
if
you
want
to
be
vulgar
about
it)
supposedly
made
its
debut
in
Western
society
during
the
Crusades,
lest
the
mice
should
play
while
the
cats
were
off
murdering
Muslims.
They
may
have
been
a
niche
market
then,
but
\u2013
under
the
waggish
and
consistent
alias
‘Venus’
belt’
\u2013
they
were
certainly
widespread
enough
by
the
sixteenth
century
to
become
a
target
for
satire.\u00a0It
was
not
until
1718
that
English
got
the
separate
word
zoned<\/em>,
but
its
meaning
\u2013
‘wearing
a
zone
or
girdle,
hence,
chaste’
\u2013
was
clearly
familiar
to
Francis
Quarles,
although
he’s\u00a0not
talking
about
a
literal
woman,
but
about
the
relationship
between
body
and
soul.<\/p>\n
John
Donne
plays
with
this
conceit
in
his\u00a0Elegy:
To
His
Mistress
Going
To
Bed<\/a><\/strong>,
which
famously
describes
the
‘mistress’
in
question
as
‘my
America’.
Her
‘girdle’
glitters
like
‘heaven’s\u00a0zone<\/em>‘
(viz.:
the
celestial
sphere),
but
the
woman’s
body
is
itself
a
‘world’,
a
‘new-found
land’,
and
the
speaker’s
‘roving
hands’
explorers
in
a
‘kingdom’
\u2013
just
as
in
The
Sun
Rising<\/a><\/strong>,
‘she’s
all
states,
and
all
princes
I’.
It’s
not
just
Donne
(Thomas
Carew<\/a>
did
it
too):
think
how
many
landmarks
are
claimed
for\u00a0sleeping
giantesses<\/a>,
using
the
female
body
to
map
out
geographical\u00a0zones<\/em>,
just
as
geographical\u00a0zones<\/em>
can
be
used
to
map
out
a
woman
(what
else
is
the\u00a0mons
veneris<\/a><\/em>?),
and
think
back
to
Sir
Francis
Dashwood,
landscaping
pudendas
in
his
garden<\/a>.<\/p>\n
Much
like
the
zone
<\/em>itself,
this
Alphabet
has
tried
to
encompass
various
notions
of
womanhood.
Come
back
soon
and
maybe
there’ll
be
a
final
post
mortem-style
analysis…
<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n