{"id":11214,"date":"2012-07-02T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T08:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.badreputation.org.uk\/?p=11214"},"modified":"2012-07-02T09:14:58","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T08:14:58","slug":"cooking-on-the-internets-a-brief-history-of-homebrew-cookery-shows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badreputation.org.uk\/2012\/07\/02\/cooking-on-the-internets-a-brief-history-of-homebrew-cookery-shows\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooking On The Internets: A brief history of homebrew cookery shows"},"content":{"rendered":"
Cookery was never my fort\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Don’t get me wrong, I have a history with kitchen equipment – it’s a sad, sad story involving a large quantity of Red Bull, an all-nighter at University, an offer of 50p, a camera, a toaster, and my genitals. The problem is that the output of my culinary bodgejobs tend to be either inedible, burned, or contain more cheese than the average human is capable of dealing with.<\/p>\n
It’s hard to deny that cookery is fun, though. Get in a kitchen, crack out all kinds of implausibly-shaped apparatus, put squishy and goopy and chewy things together, bung it in the oven, hope for the best. It’s like science, but with an end product that will either serve as your dinner or a cheaper alternative to Polyfilla.<\/p>\n
So, if you’re like me and you feel that, for the sake of all involved, cookery is best done vicariously – it saves on cleanup, anyway – fear not, because the Internet is here to help.<\/p>\n
Epic Meal Time<\/em> is where it all started. A bunch of guys got
together with a camera and made some brilliant, stupid food. The preview
frame for each video contains a picture of the eldritch horror that is
produced, along with its calorie count.<\/p>\n
Previous creations include their riff on the turducken – the TurBacon
Epic<\/a> (79,046 calories, pictured above, and described as ‘a
bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig’), Fast Food
Sushi<\/a> (11,816 calories of I assure you that you really don’t
want to know), and the Valentine’s Day special – 190,400
calories of ‘Super Sloppy
Sundae<\/a>‘.<\/p>\n
I think we can rest assured that this is the kind of cookery that would
give Jamie Oliver an aneurysm, and the rest of us a nasty case of
angina. And why the hell not? It’s your body, and you should
choose exactly what you want to put into it. If you can have a good time
with your friends in the process, so much the better.<\/p>\n
Epic Meal Time<\/em> was brilliant, witty, and otherwise furiously
entertaining for a long time. It got the idea that cooking could be a
gentlemanly pursuit out there to a lot of eyeballs, and that has
value. What ruined it though was, like so many things, its own
success. Suddenly, the self-parodying bravado of this group of friends
became actual bravado. A sponsorship deal and continuous references to
‘Internet Money’ took the metaphorical axe to the
humour.<\/p>\n